I am n00veloper: part noob, part overthinker, full-stack dev.
I had build APIs in Python, tame the WordPress beast, and once configured a router so hard it gained sentience.
I do make games where you jump in caves, merge lands with your mouse, and scream at clocks that count down way too fast.
I also host servers, break things professionally, and fix them eventually (usually before the client notices). Sometimes I’m a coder. Sometimes a designer. Occasionally, a caffeine-fueled philosopher debating whether ; is out to get me.
I am a local tech wizard in a small town, known to summon websites from thin air and rescue dying desktops with a sprinkle of thermal paste.
Also? I have a subreddit. And already made a bootloader
🛠️ My Superpowers
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Python Whisperer
Fluent in `def`, allergic to semicolons.
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Game Tinkerer
Games with caves, clocks, and questionable physics.
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WordPress Tamer
I’ve seen the plugin abyss — and lived.
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Local Tech Wizard
Fixes PCs. Summons websites. Drinks coffee.
Need a dev with style, skills, and a sense of humor?