What are i?

Beware this magic trickery called programming

I am a developer.

But not just any developer…

I am n00veloper: part noob, part overthinker, full-stack dev.

I had build APIs in Python, tame the WordPress beast, and once configured a router so hard it gained sentience.

I do make games where you jump in caves, merge lands with your mouse, and scream at clocks that count down way too fast.

I also host servers, break things professionally, and fix them eventually (usually before the client notices).
Sometimes I’m a coder. Sometimes a designer. Occasionally, a caffeine-fueled philosopher debating whether ; is out to get me.

I am a local tech wizard in a small town, known to summon websites from thin air and rescue dying desktops with a sprinkle of thermal paste.

Also? I have a subreddit. And already made a bootloader

🛠️ My Superpowers

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Python Whisperer

Fluent in `def`, allergic to semicolons.

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Game Tinkerer

Games with caves, clocks, and questionable physics.

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WordPress Tamer

I’ve seen the plugin abyss — and lived.

🧙‍♂️

Local Tech Wizard

Fixes PCs. Summons websites. Drinks coffee.

Need a dev with style, skills, and a sense of humor?

email me at me@n00veloper.com